Celebrating Standard Written English and Effective Communication
Grammar Funnies
Be sure to choose the right word.A horrific punishment!Yes, I do know parking.Lot’s of unneeded apostrophe’s there!Funny/not funny (credit: The Babylon Bee)Clearly.What did the Morans do to deserve this?Just so that you know.Portmanteau words are fantabulous!“I personally believe” she’s right.It’s true.Please insult responsibly.Sad. Very sad.Fun, fun, fun!Fun with punctuation on Election Day 2020.Commas do matter!Curious anagrams.
Sad, but true.
Sometimes it’s just better to stick with the tried and true.Let’s stamp out apostrophe abuse.Take it easy with the apostrophes.Supposedly is standard English.One can only imagine.Overused words.Not “should of.”After all, it is possessive.Be careful where you divide words.Proper use of commas can make a big difference in meaning.Yes, they are.A lot of people say “alot.”Yep!On the road again . . .Watch out, Batman!Very punny.Yes, there is a difference.Stubborn to the end.D’oh! It’s “have,” not “of.”You are, eh?Could this be the number one misusage in English?Good writing takes work.Of course! You never know when you might need to consult or reread one.They’re easy to do.Twain was a damn funny fellow.Haha!How many of these do you use? Spice up your writing with some of these humdingers.Well, duh!What are we giving up?Got to get the punctuation right.Stamp out church violence!Oy! This hurts my head!OOPS! That’s just TOO much.Is an “everyday God” anything like everyday shoes?Let’s give him a break. After all, it IS a talking dog.Uh, come again?